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some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell


if pizza made you skinnier id probably disappear 


when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

"When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better."
-Doctor Who (via untitledrubbish)


PSA: If I am not currently fuckin you or have you in line for a future fuck then do not inquire about my sex life. Period.



holy shit it’s August wtf 

time flies when you’re wasting it on the internet i guess


My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican





Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride

i’m about to go on a 14 hour plane ride and my icon is literally just a blue rose so this is going to be an awfully abstract flight

I’ve got a cartoon cat that is aggressively optimistic how do you think I feel

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